To: The Brown Town Gang

To all of the BrownTown Family:
Our family's thoughts and prayers are with right now. Connie, I am sorry to hear that you have lost your dad and to all the kids I am sorry that you lost your Grandpa. I wish I could be there with you all. Please let me know if there is anything that I can do from here for you all.

NEWS FLASH!!! YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!

This is what I scream at the TV every time I hear about Thomas Beattie being pregnant or having given birth and the pregnant again.
I know what I am saying may not sound the most socially acceptable. He has all the parts of a woman - that is not a damn freak of nature thing that someone who has ovaries and a uterus gets pregnant!! I refuse to call him a man until Thomas has undergone the gender reassignment surgery!
For crying out loud - I could shave my damn head and grow a full on mustache and beard without taking hormones (just stop waxing)!! And then get knocked up and call myself a pregnant man! Does that make me a man!?!?!? HELL NO!!!! Thomas is still functionally a freaking woman!! Or at least has all woman parts. When Thomas gets a penis and has his uterus taken out and then "miraculously" gets pregnant then I will be OK with all the hype.
Listen, I am pretty liberal in a lot of my views about things - but this - I just can't hang with! Please!
Am I alone?